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A dudes guide to ordering wine with dinner.    Wine...   well lets see, its not beer, I know that, and its made from grapes right ?   To be completely honest, I like the taste of Red wine like Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot, but that's about all I know.   oh... and I'm pretty sure "Cabernet" and "Merlot" are names of grapes.    SO, were going to call in the cavalry here and let some people who know what they are talking about give us the scoop.  Not too many of us care about becoming a glass sniffing, gargling wine snob, but there may well be a time when the wine list is passed to you and you are asked to choose a bottle of wine to go with dinner.   When this happens you have a few options; you can, a.) Take a wild ass guess, and tip your date off that if she goes home with you, she might be going to a cave.   b.) Ask the waiter or waitress to suggest something, which is a good face saving option, but thats a little like pulling into a gas station to ask for directions, or c.) Confidently browse the wine list, taking into consideration what everyone at the table has ordered for dinner, and make a semi educated selection that should please everyone, thereby making you....THE MAN.